Deep in the forests of Bavaria come three ambassadors from a principality your puerile mind can but imagine.

We wear these masks because our government says that we have to. 

Born from an unholy matrimony of John Merrick and Sir Walter Raleigh, The Plague Doctors are deadly serious so take that smirk off your face sunshine.

Bavaria is a shiny place and we bring good news in the form of music, dancing and our worship of the great overlord Paul Daniels.

We killed the Kennedys, we invented Diana two point zero and we know what mammal lives in Mr Benson's cellar in a very large tank.

As the founders of a new genre 'Post-Karaoke' The Plague Doctors are here to teach the music industry that theres more to modern music than shirtless little pricks whinging about how mummy won't buy them some more smack.